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We're going to cut the dog. Oh my God! Okay, ready? I'm just going to cut. Whoa! He said, "Nope." Oh my God! Put it back! Put it back! It's just dessert, silly. Put it back! Put it back! All right, time to see if my cat cake turned out. Here we go. Get in. Oh, no. Here we go. Look how cute he is. I'm just going to Oh, that's a cake. Somebody call animal control! Emergency! She's got a knife. Oh my God! I'm going to skewer him. Tell him he's a lover. Here we go. Just a quick slice. Oh, it's just cake, buddy. Wait. Whoa. Oh, no. Kiwi, are you okay? All right, ready? Time to cut the puppy cake. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. No way. He took the whole thing. Oh my God! Here we go.

Oh my God. Look at that. Oh my God. Oh! Get inside! Behind the wall, behind the wall. Get in the house! Hurry! It's coming through the roof. Go, go! Oh God! Get in the house!

There you go, bro. This is so beautiful. Oh, careful, ma'am. He's getting Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Help me. He's got her arm. Help me. Hold on. Drive, go. Stop the engine. He's outside. He's dragging her. Oh, stop it. He's running off.

my go pen的訊息又說是假的⋯ 之前我也相信my go pen，經常上網去查詢訊息是真是假⋯不過發生了「校正回歸」的事件，我恍然大悟的了解原來my go pen也是政府僱用的網民(美其名為「小編」)來做為打手(幫手) 不管錄音檔是誰說的話，我們聽內容是否屬實比較重要。對的事情就要follow

在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。內容如下： 在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。 Oh, that's perfect. Yes. Yes. How long can you hold that? I don't know. Okay. All right. We're going to make it even better. You ready for this? You're going to take the card away. Okay. We're going to count to three. We're going to try something. Just on the count of three. Just try to lift your legs up. You got it. You got it. Here we go. Ready? One. Oh my goodness. Two. Take that back card away. Three. Go. Oh, try and kick your feet. Kick your feet. See what happens. Oh my goodness. You're moving. Oh my goodness. Whoa. Kick faster. Move faster. That's amazing. How are you doing this? Let's go in the store. Turn it. Come in this. Oh my goodness. Oh, here it comes. That is incredible. You know how he's doing that? Have you seen that? Oh my goodness. That is incredible. Are you seeing that? Okay. Do you know how he did that? Oh my God. Oh my God. No, no, no. Wait. Wait.

Just to share with you that Samsonite confirmed to lay off me. My last day with Tumi will be end of February. Not sure if they are going to announce but just to give you a heads-up. A lady Grammy Wong will take over my duty. Hope everything go smooth in future.

這裡。 這樣好嗎? Oh my goodness! They're hocking at you! Oh my god! You're moving! This is awesome! Oh my goodness! Yes! That's so cool! Whoa! Nothing like this! Kick faster! Move faster! Faster! That's amazing! How are you doing this? Let's go in the store! Turn it! Come in the store! Yes! Oh, here it comes. That is incredible. Oh my gosh! Do you know how he's doing that? I think that... I don't know! Have you seen that? Oh my goodness, that is incredible. Are you seeing that? Okay, do you know how he did that? Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! No, no, no, wait! Wait!

Blue United Airlines on my way to Nebraska. The plane departed Halifax, connecting in Chicago's old pair. While on the ground the passengers said from the seat behind me, My God, they're throwing guitars out there. The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror, At the action on the tarmac, and knowing whose projectiles these would be. So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees, Who showed complete indifference towards me. United, United, you broke my Taylor guitar. United, United, some big help you are. You broke it, you should fix it, your ladle just admitted. I should have flown with someone else, or gone by car. Cause United breaks guitars. When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I suspected. Mike Taylor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice at old air. So began a year-long saga, but pass the buck, don't ask me. And I'm sorry sir, your claim can go nowhere. So do all the airlines people, from New York to New Delhi, Including Kind Miss Earlwig, who says the final word for them is no. I've heard all your excuses, and I've chased your wild gooses, And this attitude of yours, I say must go. United, United, you broke my Taylor guitar. United, United, some big help you are. You broke it, you should fix it, your ladle just admitted. I should have flown with someone else, or gone by car. Cause United breaks guitars. Well I won't say that, I'll never fly with you again. Cause maybe to save the world I'd probably look, but that won't likely happen. And if it did, I wouldn't bring my luggage. Cause you'd just go and break it into a thousand pieces. Just like you broke my heart, when United breaks guitars. United, United, you broke my Taylor guitar. United, United, some big help you are. You broke it, you should fix it, your ladle just admitted. I should have flown with someone else, or gone by car. Cause United breaks guitars. Yeah, United breaks guitars. Yeah, United breaks guitars. Yeah, United breaks guitars.

POV Can’t trust your dog anymore Another day has gone I'm still all alone How could this be You're not here with me You never say goodbye Someone tell me why Did you have to go And leave my world so cold Every day I see it as myself I feel as we Something whispers in my ear and says You're not alone I am here near you Though you're far away I am here to stay Best Friends kids and Dogs You're not alone I am here with you Though my heart Always seems my heart POV: Your dog is the best baby sitter I believe they already love each other

簡中字卡：美國加州 阻止罪犯入店行竊 將對此企業處以高達 $18000 美元罰款 英文字卡：Living in a Democratic state. Watch and listen! 音軌逐字： Here we go. (TV) Smash and grab crime continues to spike across California City state lawmakers are voting now for a bill In California. (TV) Some say is only going to incite more crime. California. This is the world that we're living in. Listen. Listen. (TV) Supporters of the Bill say rank and file employees should not have to confront shoplifter cause it's dangerous. But small retailers says what lawmakers here are proposing gives thieves a license to steal and here is why. (TV) It's not enough that we decriminalize property crime, but now he's saying you can't stop criminals from stealing, taking your property. (TV) So California police generally don't respond to theft under $950. It's a misdemeanor, so stores are on their own. But now these Sacramento Democrats are pushing a bill that can fine businesses up to $18,000 if it intervenes to stop a robbery. There you go. You're beautiful fucking Democrats. Okay? Does that make sense to you fucking liberals? Does that make sense? You Democrats. (TV) Private security if they wanna stop crime. Owners of convenience stores, gas stations, liquor stores, many Indian Americans… Okay. What is wrong with these fucking Democrat politics? (TV) The big box doors we are small retailers. (TV) Better than sending my kids to schools to universities to get educated as you teach them how to steal. Exactly. Yeah. Hey, all the colleges out there, add another course to the studies, to the education, teach the college students how to steal. Yeah. That's the new way to go. Under this administration and the Democrats. Go ahead. Keep voting liberal. Keep voting Democrat. California. This makes sense? This makes sense. They're signing a bill that they will fine a business $18,000 if they intervene with shoplifting. California. What the fuck is going on with these fucking Democrats? They're fucking delusional. They're fucking evil. Go ahead, TikTok. Is this misinformation? Go ahead, bear my fucking video. You fucking Democrats are fucking evil. All you do is fucking destroy people's lives. You're going to fine businesses $18,000 if they intervene with shoplifting? Wow. So I own a store. I'm trying to make a living. I pay for my inventory. I pay for supplies. And you, you Democrats, you're going to allow fucking criminals to come into my store to shoplift and I can't do nothing about it because you're going to fine me $18,000? Get the fuck out of here. Why don't you invite the criminals to your fucking houses? Let them go through every fucking closet you got. Let them go through every fucking jewelry box. Oh, but let them take anything that's worth $900 or less and see how that works for you, you fucking Democrats. You are fucking evil. Evil. Evil. Wow.