NATURAL MEDICINE FOR GUYS
天然检测
go up to a tree and take a leak
对准一棵树
if your pee attracts ants, you got diabetes
如果尿液引来蚂蚁,糖尿病。
if it dries fast, your sodium is high
如果尿液赶得太快,碘高了。
if it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high
如果闻着像肉味,胆固醇太高。
if you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer
如果忘了拉拉链,老年痴呆。
if you missed the tree, Paricinson's
如果没对准树,帕金森。
if you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate
如果尿到鞋上,前列腺。
if you can't smell it, COVID 19
如果闻不出味道,
新冠。