台灣不是中國人
台灣是一個台灣人+半個日本人組成
二十年前賴清德校園講話
坦白台灣的血液成份
今天我賴清德在這裡跟台灣人民交個底。
Today, I, Lai Ching-te am here to make a deal
其實我不是真正的中國人，只能算半個台灣人。
Actually, I’m not a real Chinese
I’m only half Taiwanese
我骨子裡流著至少三分之一日本血液。
At least one-third of my ancestors have Japanese blood
三分之一美國血液，還有三分之一是台灣血液。
one-third is American
and one-third is Taiwanese
你們聽著是不是有點感覺我有點雜？
Do you feel that I’m a little off?
Yes, I am
沒錯，我的確就是這樣的。
When I saw the Japanese my back was bent
When I saw the Americans my legs were weak
When I saw the Taiwanese my head was low
唯獨看見大陸人我就害怕了。
When I saw the mainlanders I was scared
你們不要笑我。
請你們來，是讓你們給我鼓掌打氣。
I invited you here to give me a round of applause
我們台灣有像阿斗一樣的俞北辰將軍。
Taiwan has General Yu Bei-cheng who is like A-dou
有像三毛一樣的文學家王瑞德。
Taiwan has Wang Rui-de who is like San-mao
主流媒體當家一姐王時齊小姐。
Taiwan has Wang Shi-qi who is the mainstream media’s top anchor
有這樣的人才，我們台灣完蛋上落賴清德。
Taiwan has Lai Ching-de who is the balance of two countries and one region
我一定帶著台灣人民走向更加糟糕的結局。
I will definitely lead the people of Taiwan to a worse ending
最後我要說的是，你們跑路的機票要提前一個月購買。
Lastly, I would like to say that you have to buy your flight tickets a month in advance
來點掌聲吧，我謝謝你們啦。
Let’s give them a round of applause
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