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據說這是美國《時代》雜誌有史以來最好的封面。 主题：川普，是時候該離場了！（TIME to go...） 藉用雜誌的名稱"TIME"，再加上＂to go＂，形成一個明確的句子 ，十分具有創意。

We're going to cut the dog. Oh my God! Okay, ready? I'm just going to cut. Whoa! He said, "Nope." Oh my God! Put it back! Put it back! It's just dessert, silly. Put it back! Put it back! All right, time to see if my cat cake turned out. Here we go. Get in. Oh, no. Here we go. Look how cute he is. I'm just going to Oh, that's a cake. Somebody call animal control! Emergency! She's got a knife. Oh my God! I'm going to skewer him. Tell him he's a lover. Here we go. Just a quick slice. Oh, it's just cake, buddy. Wait. Whoa. Oh, no. Kiwi, are you okay? All right, ready? Time to cut the puppy cake. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. No way. He took the whole thing. Oh my God! Here we go.

主題：川普，是時候該離場了！（TIME to go...）...據說這是美國《時代》雜誌有史以來最好的封面...

Проверка обуви от китайцев. Максимальное ускорение. Работает. Работает. Опускаюсь. Вот, смотрите, держит. Вес 90 кг. Никаких проблем. Баллоны заполнены воздухом. Да, лёгкий алюминий, давление минимальное. Here we go. These are Hydrosteps. They don't just float. Watch this. Jets on. I'm literally walking, well, flying across the lake. This is insane. Whoa! PERFECT PANG BAHA!!!! PERFECT PANG BAHA!!!! You're running, go, go. POV: New shoes for walking on water. Oh, he's actually doing it. Look at his shoes, they're barely sinking. Step at a time. There we go. He's just walking. Feels wild, y'all. Like walking on glass that moves. he's building something I don't think anyone's seen before. These shoes let a person walk on water. Watch closely. Whoa! I'm not sinking. That's amazing. Ecco qui, ragazzi, il paio di scarpe di cui vi parlavo. Sono le nuove Hydrostep, progettate per galleggiare e permetterci di camminare sull'acqua. Guardate la suola. È molto larga, piena di camere d'aria e un film idrorepellente. Introducing Aqua Step, the first sneaker engineered to let you walk on water. Powered by Hydrofoam reactors and a responsive buoyant outsole, it holds you above the surface with every stride. Glide, bounce, explore the impossible. Meet Hydrostride, the first running shoe built to keep you on top of the water. Buoyant Podsoles lift with every step, while micro channels grab and release for grip and propulsion. Lace up, hit the lake, and turn heads. CapCut

分享好文 最近美國很紅的小詩... 紐約時間比加州時間早三個小時, New York is 3 hours ahead of California, 但加州時間並沒有變慢。 but it does not make California slow. 有人22歲就畢業了, Someone graduated at the age of 22, 但等了五年才找到好的工作! but waited 5 years before securing a good job! 有人25歲就當上CEO, Someone became a CEO at 25, 卻在50歲去世。 and died at 50. 也有人遲到50歲才當上CEO, While another became a CEO at 50, 然後活到90歲。 and lived to 90 years. 有人依然單身, Someone is still single, 同時也有人已婚。 while someone else got married. 歐巴馬55歲就退休, Obama retires at 55, 川普70歲才開始當總統。 but Trump starts at 70. 世上每個人本來就有自己的發展時區。 Absolutely everyone in this world works based on their Time Zone. 身邊有些人看似走在你前面, People around you might seem to go ahead of you, 也有人看似走在你後面。 some might seem to be behind you. 但其實每個人在自己的時區有自己的步程。 But everyone is running their own RACE, in their own TIME. 不用嫉妒或嘲笑他們。 Don’t envy them or mock them. 他們都在自己的時區裡, 你也是! They are in their TIME ZONE, and you are in yours! 生命就是等待正確的行動時機。 Life is about waiting for the right moment to act. 所以, 放輕鬆。 So, RELAX. 你沒有落後。 You’re not LATE. 你沒有領先。 You’re not EARLY. 在命運為你安排的屬於自己的時區裡, 一切都準時。 You are very much ON TIME, and in your TIME ZONE Destiny set up for you

4 請問您清明連假是否 有去以下11個景點(或 同住的親友去過)? 如有,請自主管理十 四天,於辦公室全程 佩戴口罩。 Did you go to the following 11 hot spots (or friends and family who live with you) on Tomb Sweeping holidays? If so, please wear masks all the time at work for 14 days of self-care. 阿里山 花蓮東 嘉義文化 台南關 森林遊大門夜路 子嶺 |樂園 市 虎頭坤 烏山頭湖境渡假高雄興 水庫 會館及等 達港 坤塘風景 旗山老 雲林北 屏東縣南 街 |港朝天 州鄉以南 宮 (含墾丁 觀光景 點)

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I'm the real Brother Louie Here we go, let me say it Jacks on wax make the teachers wanna play it The front to the front, then the back to the back Then the hip to the hop, then the fromp to the fromp Every single line on time you admire Stays in your brain like earth when in fire Here I am all the time, girl you knew me I must admit, I'm the real Brother Louie You look good, can't you see? Brother Louie, Louie, Louie I'm in love, sick to breathe Oh, she's only looking to me Only love breaks apart Brother Louie, Louie, Louie Only love's paradise Oh, she's only looking to me Brother Louie, Louie, Louie Oh, she's only looking to me Oh, let it blow me She's a lookalike Oh, totally blew me Make me kiss your lips, I'm intrigued by the taste The way you dance, the way you move your waist We meet face to face, in a crowded place Let me take you home, let's cut the chase To every man there's two sides, what do you choose? If you chose my love, that means you'll never lose Never hesitate, she'll be there for you Listen to the words of Brother Louie You look good, can't you see? Brother Louie, Louie, Louie I'm in love, sick to breathe Oh, she's only looking to me Only love breaks apart Brother Louie, Louie, Louie Only love's paradise Oh, she's only looking to me Brother Louie, Louie, Louie Oh, let it blow me She's a lookalike Oh, totally blew me Everybody in the house Can't you see, Brother Louie, Louie, Louie I'm in love, sick to breathe Oh, she's only looking to me Only love breaks apart

Below is medical advice from Albert’s doctor friend regarding Wuhan pneumonia. Please read through as this disease is spreading quickly in Asia. Dr. Yuen Kwok Yung, a highly respected doctor during the previous SARS period gave the following advice in a speech yesterday. 1. He suggests Hong Kong people should try to avoid going to China during this period of time. 2. If going on a flight, make sure you wear a mask. 3. Always have antiseptic cleanser or towel readily available. 4. The virus “Coronavirus” is similar type of virus like the previous SARS or MERS. This time it is OC43. There is still no known method of tackling this virus. 5. If you have to go to the market, make sure you wear a mask. Be very vigilant. 6. Health Authority announced that this virus is very serious. However, as the virus is found to be able to enter your body if your throat or throat mucous is dry, the one precaution they suggest which can be taken is to ensure your throat or throat mucous is always in a moist condition. In fact, they suggest not to allow your throat to become dry, as in 10 minutes of being dry, the virus will find ways to enter into your body. So do not refrain from drinking water, always have a bottle handy. For adults, they suggest drinking 50-80cc of warm water; for children 30-50cc. Just drink if you feel your throat is dry. Do not hesitate. However drinking more than the amount recommended is not necessary, as it will just want to pass through your system. The idea is to “Keep your Throat Constantly Moist” 7. Before end of March, try not to enter crowded places, MTR or public Transport, and wear a mask if necessary. 8. Avoid eating too much deep fried food and take plenty of Vitamen C. 9. Control Centre advice on symptoms of this virus: - fast and high fever, hard to lower, but if successful, the fever will return very soon. - next stage is coughing, in long duration, people affected are mainly children. - Adults has mainly throat symptoms, together with headaches and physical discomforts. - the virus is “highly” contagious. - elderly and young children are most susceptible, so take super precaution. I am afraid this is best I know how in translating for my dear friends and family’s benefits. Good health to everyone.

卫生局发出的通知：这次的EB流感很严重，有预防的方式，就是要保持喉咙黏膜的湿润，不能让喉咙干燥，因此一定不要忍耐不喝水，喉咙的黏膜干燥，在10分钟内病毒就能入侵体内。每次喝50-80cc的温水，孩子30-50cc，依年龄大小，觉得喉咙有点干就喝，不要考虑，也不要忍一下，手边要保持有水可以提供喝才行，水不用一次喝很多，那样是没用的，很快排出体外，而是要一直保持喉咙湿润不干燥才是正确。在3月底前，人多的地方暂时不要去，坐地铁或公车，有需要便请带口罩。炸物辣食先暂停，维他命c要补充够。（大家把这条信息发到家长群里） 疾控中心提醒：近期流感特点：1，快速高烧，不易退，退烧后再次发热。2烧后转入咳嗽期，持续时间长。3儿童居多。4成人以咽部症状为重，伴头痛和周身不适。5传染性强。温馨提示，家长们，家里老人孩子注意谨防全中！ ※室温一定不要高，25度 最近病毒严重，大家照顾好自己的身体，同时提醒孩子注意卫生 Notification from the Department of Health: The EB Flu is very serious this time, The way that has precaution, want to keep throat mucous membrane wet, cannot let throat dry, therefore must not endure not to drink water, the mucous membrane of the throat is dry, in 10 minutes the virus can invade the body. Drink 50-80cc of lukewarm water each time, the child 30-50cc, depending on age, feel the throat a little dry to drink, Dont think about it, dont hold back. Keep water on hand to provide water. Water doesnt have to be drunk at a time. Its useless to get it out of the body quickly. Its right to keep your throat moist and dry all the time. Before the end of March, places with a large number of people should not go. If you need to take the MTR or bus, please wear a mask. Dont make it hot. Dont take too much vitamin c. (Everyone sends this message to the parent group) The CDC reminds: the recent flu characteristics: 1, fast high fever, not easy to reduce, fever after the re-fever. After fever, turn into cough period, the duration is long. Children predominate. Pharyngeal symptoms were the most common symptoms in adults, accompanied by headache and general malaise. 5 Highly contagious. Warm reminder, parents, the old people and children of the family to beware of the whole middle! ※Room temperature must not be high, 25 degrees The virus is serious recently, everybody takes care of oneself body, at the same time reminds the child to pay attention to hygiene to clean, drink water more. 🎉🎉🎉🙏🙏🙏