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這款沙茶醬究竟有什麼魔力，竟然能讓太空人集體造反？ 2024年的3月15日，美國國家航空暨太空總署召開一場氣氛沉重的緊急視訊會議。休斯頓的主管臉色鐵青，因為遠在太空的隊員竟然集體申請緊急補給，而且要求的不是氧氣，也不是燃料，而是要比平常多出10倍的台灣牛頭牌沙茶醬。 開會時大家都傻眼了，半年前這群外國太空人不是還嫌棄這個味道太重，像生化武器嗎？這一切要從太空人味覺喪失的秘密說起。在太空失重狀態下，體液會上湧到上半身，鼻子會像重感冒一樣嚴重塞車，導致味覺靈敏度瞬間暴跌80%。牛排吃起來像紙板，連喝咖啡都像在喝白水。吃半年這種無味套餐，根本是精神折磨。統計顯示，有超過1/3的太空人心理出狀況，都跟飲食太單調有關。 2023年11月，台裔太空人阿肯打破規定，克服萬難帶了50毫升的沙茶醬上太空。當他在真空餐桌上解開三層密封蓋時，那股混合著扁魚和蒜頭的濃郁香氣，瞬間擊碎了太空人的味覺封鎖線。德國太空人漢斯驚呼，在地球覺得味道怪，在太空簡直是嘴巴裡開演唱會。法國太空人更盛讚，這是宇宙級的靈魂慰藉。這罐神醬瞬間變成太空社交的潤滑劑，大家甚至瘋狂開發沙茶配吐司和餅乾。 6個月的實驗數據，讓科學家全看傻了。有配發沙茶醬的太空人，團隊凝聚力飆升了47%，睡眠品質提高將近三成，而且完全沒有人要求提前返回地球。麻省理工學院的科學家研究後震驚發現，台灣人花了近百年調配出的黃金比例，扁魚的鮮味物質是普通調味料的3.7倍，簡直是專為太空設計的味覺核彈。 現在這款台灣之光已經正式成為美國國家航空暨太空總署的標準補給物資，高雄工廠更設立了37道檢驗的太空專屬生產線。下次你吃沙茶醬時，不妨抬頭看看星空。在離地400公里的太空站裡，正有人用同一個味道思念著地球。

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Jenson, would you come up and say a few words? This is a smart cookie. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. President. It's a great honor to be here. Nvidia reinvented computing for the first time after 60 years, in fact. Everyone at IBM knows quite well that the computer has largely been the same since the 60s. The IBM system 360 described really quite perfectly. The computer that we use today, central processing units, operating systems, the separation of hardware and software, IO subsystems, multitasking. All of the words that we use to describe computers today were really invented in 1964, the year after my birth. Well, after all this time, we've reinvented computers again. This is what a processor looks like. It's on the right, right there. People say it's a GPU. That GPU, that's one GPU unit and it's 70 pounds, 60,000 parts, 10,000 W. In order to manufacture it, it requires probably a couple of hundred companies in the supply chain. It is so heavy that it requires robotics to do. It's so precise. And just to test a supercomputer requires a supercomputer. And we're going to build Nvidia's technology, the next generation of that, all here in the United States. Without without the president's leadership, his policies, his support, and very importantly, his strong encouragement. And I mean, a strong encouragement. Frankly, frankly, manufacturing United States wouldn't have accelerated to this pace. Manufacturing manufacturing isn't about low cost labor anymore. Manufacturing is about technology. And most of the factories that build these systems today are the most advanced factories in the future. And we're going to use artificial intelligence and robotics and Omniverse digital twin technology to make it possible for us to create the factories of the future. And we ought to build it, we ought to build it right here. The really, the really amazing thing is that this computer is the engine of a whole new industry. And this new industry is called artificial intelligence. And this new industry is a manufacturing industry in itself. That's a factory machine. Just as several hundred years ago, the dynamo was invented, water would come in and electricity would come out. Now electricity goes into this machine and incredible tokens come out, artificial intelligence. In order for this industry to thrive, we need to build these systems, of course. But we also need a progressive growth and industry oriented energy policy, which this president has really put his weight behind. I really appreciate that. Without energy, we can't possibly have new growth industries, and we now have the backing of the administration, the backing of President Trump, um to support uh the creation of a whole new industry. This industry is going to enable a whole bunch of other industries. What we now call the AI infrastructure is going to revolutionize every industry that we know. All of the the many CEOs in the room today are great partners of ours for that reason. We're working on artificial intelligence for many industries, from health care to drug discovery to life to, well, life sciences, financial services, education, so many different industries. And that's going to be possible because we have the fundamental infrastructure here in the United States. And so I want to thank you, sir, for everything that you've done and the strong encouragement and the great policies that make it possible for us. Thank you, sir.

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