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Oh, we like war. We like war. We're a war-like people. We like war because we're good at it. You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country's only 200 years old and already we've had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country, so we're good at it. And it's a good thing we are. We're not very good at anything else anymore. Can't build a decent car. Can't make a TV set or a VCR. What the fuck? Got no steel industry left. Can't educate our young people. Can't get health care to our old people. But we can bomb the shit out of your country, all right? We can bomb the shit out of your country, all right? Especially if your country is full of brown people. Oh, we like that, don't we? That's our hobby. That's our new job in the world, bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya. You've got some brown people in your country. Tell them to watch the fuck out. Or we'll goddamn bomb them. But when's the last white people you can remember that we bombed? Can you remember the last white? Can you remember any white people we've ever bombed? The Germans. Those are the only ones. And that's only because they were trying to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world. Bullshit. That's our fucking job. Think of how we started. Think of that. This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us all men are created equal. Oh yeah. All men. Except for Indians and niggers and women, right? Always like to use that authentic American language. This was a small group of unelected white male land-holding slave owners who also suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote. Now that is what's known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit. I think Americans really show their ignorance when they say they want their politicians to be honest. What are these fucking cretins talking about? If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse. No one would know what to do. Honesty would fuck this country up. And I think deep down Americans know that. That's why they elected and re-elected Bill Clinton. That's why. Because the American people like their bullshit right out front where they can get a good strong whiff of it. Clinton might be full of shit, but at least he lets you know it. Dole tried to hide it, didn't he? Dole kept saying, I'm a plain and honest man. Bullshit. People don't believe that. What did Clinton say? He said, hi folks, I'm completely full of shit, and how do you like that? And the people said, you know something, at least he's honest.

Welcome to America's Got Talent. Thanks. Who are you? My name's Ethan Jan. I'm from Redlands, California. How old are you? I'm 17 years old. 17 years old. So you're in school? Yeah, I'm a junior in high school. And what do you want to be when you grow up? I actually don't really have much of an idea. Well, what are you going to do for us? Just going to do a quick Rubik's Cube act. You make it sound so much more exciting than it actually is. Do you think you can win this contest? Hmm. Well, that's the spirit. Yeah. Okay. I cannot wait to see what you're going to do right here. Thanks. Go ahead, buddy. So judges, may I please come down to the front desk over there? Please. The front desk? We're not checking you out. Or desk. Do you want to talk to the concierge? All right. So in front of the four of you, there's a Rubik's Cube. Could all of you please scramble them up as much as you would like? Like whatever we want? Yes. Okay. You know what I used to do when I couldn't figure it out? I would take all the stickers off and re-stick them. All right. Now that these Rubik's Cubes are all scrambled up, I'm going to do something a little bit fun. What's the next level? Upstairs. He's a genius. Howie, that's what he is. When I met you, you were not very excited for what you were going to do. Oh, no. I was like so excited. I was just a little bit nervous at the same time. I wasn't sure how to act. Yeah. Now you're transforming in front of us. And that was amazing. That was flawless. It was super fun. It was showmanship as well. It doesn't in theory sound super exciting, but this was so incredible. I mean, again, I don't think that there's a human inside of you. Probably a robot. I don't know. Because your eyes were like. It was incredible. You've just done. Incredible. What you did was truly amazing. And I love how you underplayed it. And then you just dazzled us. So we are going to vote. I would like to start off with the first yes. We love being surprised. That was a big surprise the whole time. And that's why you've now got four yeses. How do you feel right now? I'm just really happy to have gotten four yeses. That was really unexpected. Well, you deserve it. You deserve it. You did such a great job, my man. Absolutely incredible.

OK, a little to the left. I want to get dad's store. Sorry, 29 years old. Still chasing Pokemon. My bad. Yeah, you're bad. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother you. Can I see your receipt, please? Of course. Oh, thank you. Ooh, an espresso machine, huh? It's a beauty. Oh, it's lovely. All right, well, you have a great day. Thank you. All right, this was a birthday gift from my husband. It's a beautiful machine, but I think it's a little extravagant for our budget. No problem. Do you have your receipt? Yes, I do. Oh, I'm so sorry! I know I'm such an idiot. Let me just take it off. I'm gonna get some more towels. You're only making it worse. All right, I'll be right back. We'll have towels. That's not gonna work on this shade. How long is that flight? Okay, yeah, let's go ahead and book those three coach tickets. Yes, the number is 4-0-1-2, 7-4-9-6, 2-3-9-0, 5-1-8-5. Oh, the zip code is 1-7-9-0-2. Perfect. Yeah. Thank you very much. Hey, how much is it to upgrade? Yeah, let's go ahead and make it three first-class tickets. There we go. Almost good as new. Incredible. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Here we go. I have a big meeting. Oh, good. We'll have a great one. Thank you. Sorry, yeah, so close. No worries, I think you saved it.

美國隊長的健身教練幫我糾正體態 他是美國隊長 好萊塢女演員和超模的御用健身教練 他告訴我糾正體態你只需要一分鐘 seriously i feel much better thank you so much for your time come on in guys actor actress and models they have such a beautiful posture everybody want to know how to build posture so that's i'm gonna blow your mind right now ok let's do this ok come over here first you put the back of the head against the wall like this yes now walk out a little bit ok walk out to there make the other foot meet now get your shoulders off ok we're gonna hold this for one and a half minutes slowly walk back okay go all the way back okay now let's walk forward walk wow wow i feel so light seriously i feel so light and then i feel like my my chin can go up like normally it's like this never happened before in my entire life every day i feel so heavy yes look at the posture look where your hands are now you see seriously i feel much better because you're teaching your body yeah how to stand up straight how do you think all these actors do this when i teach them this bang before the girls walk the runway 接下來我們讓攝影師小姐姐 也試一下這個體態訓練法 首先背靠牆壁 雙腳往前走一步 90秒之後 雙腳回來 然後我們來看看她的狀態有什麼變化呢 wow it's open wow it's i love it hahaha you're a model now look how straight how oh my gosh you look so confident

Mommy, I'm scared in the dark. Can you come sleep with me? You're growing up, sweetheart, you need to be independent. But Daddy is bigger than me. He should be independent first. Daddy, where is your hair? It ran away. It was tired. Did it go to your chin? Maybe. Stop touching it! Poor Daddy. Your head is upside down. Hahahaha. Why are you crying? I want to be Chinese. Why do you want to be Chinese? I just want to. But you're American. I don't care. Can you speak Chinese? I love China. I love Chinese people. I love Chinese food. And what is your dream? To marry a good wife just like my dad. Wow, I really envy your dad. Your mom must be amazing. Yes, she divorced to relieve my dad's stress. Oh my gosh! Daddy, hey sweetheart, what's wrong? I want to be Chinese. I love China. No, you are American. Can you speak Chinese? Yes, I can. I love China. Wow, that's crazy. What do you wanna be when you grow up? I wanna be a dad. I can play on my phone right after work. No homework, no chores at all. What are you talking about, honey? If you keep being cross with me, Dad, I'll tell Mom about your secret stash of cash. We'll see who's tough then. Oh my goodness, hahaha. Happy New Year, Grandpa and Grandma. Uncle, Aunt, Happy New Year. Oh boy, look at them. I did three. You sure did, hahaha. What makes Mom angry? Dad. What did Dad do? He talks back and wants to be the boss. So Mom is the boss? Yes, Dad has to listen to Mom. Oh my gosh, hahaha. Daddy, stop. Did you make any money today? Yes, I earned some money. I worked very hard. Is it enough to buy a Ferrari? Not enough. I think I can only buy a lollipop. Go back to work, you can't come in, hahaha.

寫得真好，一定要讀。 Bill Gate's views on the CVirus.... What is the Corona/ Covid-19 Virus Really Teaching us? I’m a strong believer that there is a spiritual purpose behind everything that happens, whether that is what we perceive as being good or being bad. As I meditate upon this, I want to share with you what I feel the Corona/ Covid-19 virus is really doing to us: - It is reminding us that we are all equal, regardless of our culture, religion, occupation, financial situation or how famous we are. This disease treats us all equally, perhaps we should to. If you don’t believe me, just ask Tom Hanks. - It is reminding us that we are all connected and something that affects one person has an effect on another. It is reminding us that the false borders that we have put up have little value as this virus does not need a passport. It is reminding us, by oppressing us for a short time, of those in this world whose whole life is spent in oppression. - It is reminding us of how precious our health is and how we have moved to neglect it through eating nutrient poor manufactured food and drinking water that is contaminated with chemicals upon chemicals. If we don’t look after our health, we will, of course, get sick. - It is reminding us of the shortness of life and of what is most important for us to do, which is to help each other, especially those who are old or sick. Our purpose is not to buy toilet roll. - It is reminding us of how materialistic our society has become and how, when in times of difficulty, we remember that it’s the essentials that we need (food, water, medicine) as opposed to the luxuries that we sometimes unnecessarily give value to. - It is reminding us of how important our family and home life is and how much we have neglected this. It is forcing us back into our houses so we can rebuild them into our home and to strengthen our family unit. - It is reminding us that our true work is not our job, that is what we do, not what we were created to do. Our true work is to look after each other, to protect each other and to be of benefit to one another. - It is reminding us to keep our egos in check. It is reminding us that no matter how great we think we are or how great others think we are, a virus can bring our world to a standstill. - It is reminding us that the power of freewill is in our hands. We can choose to cooperate and help each other, to share, to give, to help and to support each other or we can choose to be selfish, to hoard, to look after only our self. Indeed, it is difficulties that bring out our true colors. - It is reminding us that we can be patient, or we can panic. We can either understand that this type of situation has happened many times before in history and will pass, or we can panic and see it as the end of the world and, consequently, cause ourselves more harm than good. - It is reminding us that this can either be an end or a new beginning. This can be a time of reflection and understanding, where we learn from our mistakes, or it can be the start of a cycle which will continue until we finally learn the lesson we are meant to. - It is reminding us that this Earth is sick. It is reminding us that we need to look at the rate of deforestation just as urgently as we look at the speed at which toilet rolls are disappearing off of shelves. We are sick because our home is sick. - It is reminding us that after every difficulty, there is always ease. Life is cyclical, and this is just a phase in this great cycle. We do not need to panic; this too shall pass. Whereas many see the Corona/ Covid-19 virus as a great disaster, I prefer to see it as a great corrector. It is sent to remind us of the important lessons that we seem to have forgotten and it is up to us if we will learn them or not.

Okay, I'm just going to stand here and take this all in 40 years not letting go of this. So just quickly, thank you Hollywood Foreign Press for giving me this honor. It's been an amazing journey and incredible fight to be here today. But I think it's been worth it. I remember when I first came to Hollywood. It was a dream come true until I got here because look at this face. I came here and was told you're a minority and I'm like, no, that's not possible. And then someone said to me, you speak English. I mean, forget about them not knowing Korea, Japan, Malaysia, Asia, India. And then I said, yeah, the flight here was about 13 hours long. So I learned. As time went by, as I just turned, I turned 60 last year. And I think all of you women understand this as the days, the years and the numbers get bigger, it seems like opportunities start to get smaller as well. And I probably was at a time where I thought, well, hey, come on, girl, you had a really, really good run. You worked with some of the best people, Steven Spielberg, Jim Cameron and Danny Boyle. And so it's good. It's all good. Then along came the best gift, everything, everywhere. All at once. Shut up, please. I can beat you up, okay? And that's serious. And I thank you, A24, Leyline, for believing in these two goofy, insanely smart, wonderful geniuses, the Daniels, who had the courage, who had the courage to write about a very ordinary immigrant, aging woman, mother, daughter, who was the worst thing trying to do her audit. She was being audited by the IRS, played by the most amazing Jamie Lee Curtis. I love you. I was given this gift of playing this woman who resonated so deeply with me and with so many people, because at the end of the day, in whatever universe she was at, she was just fighting, fighting for love, for her family. And without Evelyn Wong was no one without Kee Kwe Kwan, Raymond Wong, and there was no joy in her life without Stephanie Hsu, the most amazing Stephanie Hsu, and my hard dog lover, Jamie Lee Curtis. To Jonathan Wong, my producer, thank you for being there with us every step of the way. My managers, David Unger and Kit Wong, who believed in me. And this is also for all the shoulders that I stand on, all who came before me, who looks like me, and all who are going on this journey with me forward. So thank you for believing in us. Thank you. Thank you so much.

(fyi) This is the new thing these days with people out of work and needing cash. Beware, it's headed our way. Warning..!!!! Warning..!!!! Warning..!!!! Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public parking area. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home, it was a receipt for gas.. Luckily my friend told me not to stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the car.. Then we received this email yesterday: WARNING FROM POLICE THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE) Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating.... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED. If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later.. And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands. Please keep this warning going

I must be dreaming Maybe I'm too much When I think of you I long to feel your touch Whispering in my ear Words that I long to hear But only you can move If only you would move Oh, I wish I could go back to the very first day I saw you Should have made my move when you were in my arms Cause by now I know that you feel the way that I do And I'd risk all this world if you'd lie here in my arms Oh, I love you Listen to me If you do This is a war that could test a love forever And I promise you that we will always be together Still in your arms And maybe I, I need a little love And maybe I, I need a little care And maybe I, I need somebody just to hold you If you do Just let me tell that I love you there

I must be dreaming Maybe I'm too much When I think of you I long to feel your touch Whispering in my ear Words that I long to hear But only you can move If only you would move Oh, I wish I could go back to the very first day I saw you Should have made my move when you were in my arms Cause by now I know that you feel the way that I do And I'd risk all this world if you'd lie here in my arms Oh, I love you Listen to me If you do This is a war that could test a love forever And I promise you that we will always be together Still in your arms And maybe I, I need a little love And maybe I, I need a little care And maybe I, I need somebody just to hold you If you do Just let me tell that I love you there