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We're going to cut the dog. Oh my God! Okay, ready? I'm just going to cut. Whoa! He said, "Nope." Oh my God! Put it back! Put it back! It's just dessert, silly. Put it back! Put it back! All right, time to see if my cat cake turned out. Here we go. Get in. Oh, no. Here we go. Look how cute he is. I'm just going to Oh, that's a cake. Somebody call animal control! Emergency! She's got a knife. Oh my God! I'm going to skewer him. Tell him he's a lover. Here we go. Just a quick slice. Oh, it's just cake, buddy. Wait. Whoa. Oh, no. Kiwi, are you okay? All right, ready? Time to cut the puppy cake. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. No way. He took the whole thing. Oh my God! Here we go.

Aad Rashad, please come out. I'm going to walk around you and just scan your body, right? Yep. Alright. That's an interesting shirt you wore today. Is that the one you're going to wear all morning? Alright. We've inserted you in the avatar selection. And then, see where the red is going? You can choose different players. Yeah. So then we're going to pick Port and Tucker. Alright, you ready? Yep. Alright, so go ahead and roll that. There's that shirt. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. Where did you get the idea to stick your tongue out like that? Somebody copied me, you know. It's like you've been lifting. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing.

Aad Rashad, please come out. I'm going to walk around you and just scan your body, right? Yep. Alright. That's an interesting shirt you wore today. Is that the one you're going to wear all morning? Alright. We've inserted you in the avatar selection. And then, see where the red is going? You can choose different players. Yeah. So then we're going to pick Port and Tucker. Alright, you ready? Yep. Alright, so go ahead and roll that. There's that shirt. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. Where did you get the idea to stick your tongue out like that? Somebody copied me, you know. It's like you've been lifting. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing.

在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。內容如下： 在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。 Oh, that's perfect. Yes. Yes. How long can you hold that? I don't know. Okay. All right. We're going to make it even better. You ready for this? You're going to take the card away. Okay. We're going to count to three. We're going to try something. Just on the count of three. Just try to lift your legs up. You got it. You got it. Here we go. Ready? One. Oh my goodness. Two. Take that back card away. Three. Go. Oh, try and kick your feet. Kick your feet. See what happens. Oh my goodness. You're moving. Oh my goodness. Whoa. Kick faster. Move faster. That's amazing. How are you doing this? Let's go in the store. Turn it. Come in this. Oh my goodness. Oh, here it comes. That is incredible. You know how he's doing that? Have you seen that? Oh my goodness. That is incredible. Are you seeing that? Okay. Do you know how he did that? Oh my God. Oh my God. No, no, no. Wait. Wait.

I don't wanna let you down. I don't wanna break up. You don't seem to care. I don't wanna let you down. I can give it all up. I can give it all up. I don't wanna let you down. We've integrated a quick release system here by the temple. This allows us direct access to the cooling ducts and sensor arrays for maintenance. If you walk the path alone, I'm down. Thank you for attending our demonstration. Wow, look at those arms. This is next level tech. What is your primary function here at the I am here to demonstrate the next generation of human robot interaction. Change your colors, my heart's at ease. You don't seem to care. I don't wanna let you down. He's vibing with her. If you walk the path alone, I'm down. Arms up. Whoa. Did that just happen? Change your colors, my heart's at ease. You don't seem to care. I don't wanna let you down. As you can see, the tactile response and facial realism are quite advanced. You don't seem to care. I don't wanna let you down. As you can see, the tactile interface and cooling design of the 2025 model. Konnichiwa. System ready. If you walk the path alone, I'm down. Careful where you press. Can I try? You can take the risk. I'll find it difficult to see. Oh my god. That's incredible. You see what I see? I don't know if I can trust her. Oh, your synthetic skin is so soft. Can I do it? Of course. I can give it all up. I can give it all up. Don't take it. In five years, one of these replaces your daily assistant. I'll find it difficult to see. J16, come closer. Hey guys, stay tuned.

OK, a little to the left. I want to get dad's store. Sorry, 29 years old. Still chasing Pokemon. My bad. Yeah, you're bad. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother you. Can I see your receipt, please? Of course. Oh, thank you. Ooh, an espresso machine, huh? It's a beauty. Oh, it's lovely. All right, well, you have a great day. Thank you. All right, this was a birthday gift from my husband. It's a beautiful machine, but I think it's a little extravagant for our budget. No problem. Do you have your receipt? Yes, I do. Oh, I'm so sorry! I know I'm such an idiot. Let me just take it off. I'm gonna get some more towels. You're only making it worse. All right, I'll be right back. We'll have towels. That's not gonna work on this shade. How long is that flight? Okay, yeah, let's go ahead and book those three coach tickets. Yes, the number is 4-0-1-2, 7-4-9-6, 2-3-9-0, 5-1-8-5. Oh, the zip code is 1-7-9-0-2. Perfect. Yeah. Thank you very much. Hey, how much is it to upgrade? Yeah, let's go ahead and make it three first-class tickets. There we go. Almost good as new. Incredible. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Here we go. I have a big meeting. Oh, good. We'll have a great one. Thank you. Sorry, yeah, so close. No worries, I think you saved it.

Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to glen, out and side, the summer's gone and all the roses fall. It's you, it's you who must go, and I must find. But come ye back when summer's in the ghetto, or when the valley's hushed and white with snow, and I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow. Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy, I love you so.

Oh, we like war. We like war. We're a war-like people. We like war because we're good at it. You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country's only 200 years old and already we've had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country, so we're good at it. And it's a good thing we are. We're not very good at anything else anymore. Can't build a decent car. Can't make a TV set or a VCR. What the fuck? Got no steel industry left. Can't educate our young people. Can't get health care to our old people. But we can bomb the shit out of your country, all right? We can bomb the shit out of your country, all right? Especially if your country is full of brown people. Oh, we like that, don't we? That's our hobby. That's our new job in the world, bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya. You've got some brown people in your country. Tell them to watch the fuck out. Or we'll goddamn bomb them. But when's the last white people you can remember that we bombed? Can you remember the last white? Can you remember any white people we've ever bombed? The Germans. Those are the only ones. And that's only because they were trying to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world. Bullshit. That's our fucking job. Think of how we started. Think of that. This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us all men are created equal. Oh yeah. All men. Except for Indians and niggers and women, right? Always like to use that authentic American language. This was a small group of unelected white male land-holding slave owners who also suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote. Now that is what's known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit. I think Americans really show their ignorance when they say they want their politicians to be honest. What are these fucking cretins talking about? If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse. No one would know what to do. Honesty would fuck this country up. And I think deep down Americans know that. That's why they elected and re-elected Bill Clinton. That's why. Because the American people like their bullshit right out front where they can get a good strong whiff of it. Clinton might be full of shit, but at least he lets you know it. Dole tried to hide it, didn't he? Dole kept saying, I'm a plain and honest man. Bullshit. People don't believe that. What did Clinton say? He said, hi folks, I'm completely full of shit, and how do you like that? And the people said, you know something, at least he's honest.

The best part of the day for you from the United Nations Vacation department. The moment we receive the other half of the money he was supposed to pay, then we will tear every paper that has been signed immediately. All of your details will be wiped from our database. That's for now. When you are Dr Song Lee himself are ready to make the remaining part of the payment, you people should let us know. 

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