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Donald Trump had a rough week. His beautiful economy crashed because some dum dum came and tariffed every country on the planet. He tried to save it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because again, some absolute moron keeps ramping up the trade war against China. But in moments like this, there's one thing a serious leader does. Gather up all your closest friends on your payroll and make them say nice things about you. Thank you for your leadership and thank you for everything you're doing. Your leadership at the border absolutely remarkable. I wanna thank you as well for the the shipbuilding. I wanna thank you for standing up to the Chinese Communist Party and what you're doing now. I think is a great service to our country, but ultimately to the world. You were overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority the US Americans want you to be president. Your vision is a turning point and an inflection point in American history. Wow, what do you even say to that? I'm gonna come. No, stop it! Stop it!

OK, a little to the left. I want to get dad's store. Sorry, 29 years old. Still chasing Pokemon. My bad. Yeah, you're bad. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother you. Can I see your receipt, please? Of course. Oh, thank you. Ooh, an espresso machine, huh? It's a beauty. Oh, it's lovely. All right, well, you have a great day. Thank you. All right, this was a birthday gift from my husband. It's a beautiful machine, but I think it's a little extravagant for our budget. No problem. Do you have your receipt? Yes, I do. Oh, I'm so sorry! I know I'm such an idiot. Let me just take it off. I'm gonna get some more towels. You're only making it worse. All right, I'll be right back. We'll have towels. That's not gonna work on this shade. How long is that flight? Okay, yeah, let's go ahead and book those three coach tickets. Yes, the number is 4-0-1-2, 7-4-9-6, 2-3-9-0, 5-1-8-5. Oh, the zip code is 1-7-9-0-2. Perfect. Yeah. Thank you very much. Hey, how much is it to upgrade? Yeah, let's go ahead and make it three first-class tickets. There we go. Almost good as new. Incredible. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Here we go. I have a big meeting. Oh, good. We'll have a great one. Thank you. Sorry, yeah, so close. No worries, I think you saved it.

Okay, I'm just going to stand here and take this all in 40 years not letting go of this. So just quickly, thank you Hollywood Foreign Press for giving me this honor. It's been an amazing journey and incredible fight to be here today. But I think it's been worth it. I remember when I first came to Hollywood. It was a dream come true until I got here because look at this face. I came here and was told you're a minority and I'm like, no, that's not possible. And then someone said to me, you speak English. I mean, forget about them not knowing Korea, Japan, Malaysia, Asia, India. And then I said, yeah, the flight here was about 13 hours long. So I learned. As time went by, as I just turned, I turned 60 last year. And I think all of you women understand this as the days, the years and the numbers get bigger, it seems like opportunities start to get smaller as well. And I probably was at a time where I thought, well, hey, come on, girl, you had a really, really good run. You worked with some of the best people, Steven Spielberg, Jim Cameron and Danny Boyle. And so it's good. It's all good. Then along came the best gift, everything, everywhere. All at once. Shut up, please. I can beat you up, okay? And that's serious. And I thank you, A24, Leyline, for believing in these two goofy, insanely smart, wonderful geniuses, the Daniels, who had the courage, who had the courage to write about a very ordinary immigrant, aging woman, mother, daughter, who was the worst thing trying to do her audit. She was being audited by the IRS, played by the most amazing Jamie Lee Curtis. I love you. I was given this gift of playing this woman who resonated so deeply with me and with so many people, because at the end of the day, in whatever universe she was at, she was just fighting, fighting for love, for her family. And without Evelyn Wong was no one without Kee Kwe Kwan, Raymond Wong, and there was no joy in her life without Stephanie Hsu, the most amazing Stephanie Hsu, and my hard dog lover, Jamie Lee Curtis. To Jonathan Wong, my producer, thank you for being there with us every step of the way. My managers, David Unger and Kit Wong, who believed in me. And this is also for all the shoulders that I stand on, all who came before me, who looks like me, and all who are going on this journey with me forward. So thank you for believing in us. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Oh no. What? Hello, is there someone inside? Please come on. Wow. Your feather pattern and shape are very unique, my friend. What are you going to do? Wow. Wow, what is this? Oh, beautiful. Oh, once again. Wow, fantastic. Oh no. What? Hey, there is someone inside. Wow. This is truly amazing. Please show me something. Oh. Wow, this is fantastic, nice. Oh no. What? Hey, is there someone inside? Wow, hello friend. Why are you trembling? Are you hungry, my friend? Okay, small fruit for you. Please keep enjoying, my friend. Very nice.

I don't wanna let you down. I don't wanna break up. You don't seem to care. I don't wanna let you down. I can give it all up. I can give it all up. I don't wanna let you down. We've integrated a quick release system here by the temple. This allows us direct access to the cooling ducts and sensor arrays for maintenance. If you walk the path alone, I'm down. Thank you for attending our demonstration. Wow, look at those arms. This is next level tech. What is your primary function here at the I am here to demonstrate the next generation of human robot interaction. Change your colors, my heart's at ease. You don't seem to care. I don't wanna let you down. He's vibing with her. If you walk the path alone, I'm down. Arms up. Whoa. Did that just happen? Change your colors, my heart's at ease. You don't seem to care. I don't wanna let you down. As you can see, the tactile response and facial realism are quite advanced. You don't seem to care. I don't wanna let you down. As you can see, the tactile interface and cooling design of the 2025 model. Konnichiwa. System ready. If you walk the path alone, I'm down. Careful where you press. Can I try? You can take the risk. I'll find it difficult to see. Oh my god. That's incredible. You see what I see? I don't know if I can trust her. Oh, your synthetic skin is so soft. Can I do it? Of course. I can give it all up. I can give it all up. Don't take it. In five years, one of these replaces your daily assistant. I'll find it difficult to see. J16, come closer. Hey guys, stay tuned.

大家好。 早安。 你冷嗎? 不。 我看見你做這個。 雖然是70度。 這是我第一次在這裡。 我很緊張。 你緊張的時候,你去法庭? 對,這是我第一次。 這是你第一次在法庭? 對。 到現在,你還好嗎? 到現在。 對。 我覺得今天是夜店日, 法官 Quinn。 Janelle has four overnight parking tickets all at the same location. So, what do you want to tell me about these, Janelle? I just want to know if I'm able to pay in October because I start my job on October 5th and my card isn't registered, so I wasn't able to get the permit sticker yet because my card gets registered in November. What do you do for work? Are you working? No, not yet. I'm going to be working at St. Tanner's on October 5th. And what did you do? What was your last job? Walmart. You worked at Walmart? Yeah. You're in sales. Are you a good salesperson? Yeah. You're going to work at a bank now, huh? At St. Tanner? Yes. Yeah. You're going to be what? You're going to be chief operating officer? What are you going to do? I'm customer service, taking... See, she's a good person. All of a sudden, we're going to have to smile, Inspector Quinn. Smile a little more and give me the keys to the vault. Let's work on that one. All right. These overnight parking tickets, is this because you did not have a parking spot? Is that an area where you live? Yeah, it's very full, so I have to park outside on the streets. Do you have a parking spot now? No, once I get my card registered, I'm going to get the ticket for it. The fines are $200 now because they all tripled. I'm going to fine you $20. I'm going to fine you for one of these tickets. And I'm going to give you all the time you need to pay it. I mean, who do you live with? You live with your parents, you live alone, you live with... It's just me and my daughter. We rent a place. Your daughter? You have a young daughter? How old is she? Ten months. Ten months? It's just you and she? Yeah. Oh. What's her name? Camila. We can't let you pay $20 because then, I don't know, maybe when you go home tonight, you need some food for the baby and if you pay $20 here, maybe you won't be able to afford the food, so I'm not going to do that. We have to take the baby into consideration in respect to Camila. And right now, she's like between a rock and a hard place. She wants to buy the parking passes. She can't because the registry isn't accommodating those right now. Right? And she's looking to do that. And she doesn't have a job, but she's got a little baby. So, when I can't take care of a ten-month-old child, I know I can't do that. There are a whole bunch of things you can do. You have nothing. Nothing. Your story really touches me. You only have one child. I guess you have a lot of challenges being a single mom. What is the biggest challenge? Taking care of the baby the whole night. You're dedicated to the baby. There are a lot of generous people in this country. We are on social media, and we are on television, and people throughout the world see what happens in this courtroom. And they send in contributions voluntarily and ask me to give them to people, I think, to use them toward people who I think are worthy, and you certainly are. So, I have a gentleman actually from Eustis, Florida, by the name of Gary Ashcraft. He sent in $25 and said, please use this to help a single mom who's doing everything she can to help her children. That's you. So, I'm going to use that $25 to pay for your ticket. But I'm going to do a little bit more than that. I mean, since you came in broke today, there are an awful lot of people who send in some money here. So, I don't want you leaving here today and not having enough money to take care of your baby. So, I am going to, with the generosity of people from throughout the country who have sent in cash, I am going to give you $50 in cash for you to use to take care of your baby. Thank you. And you put that to good use. Thank you so much. Anything you want to say to the person who sent in that money? I'll always say thank you so much, and I really do appreciate it.

Welcome to America's Got Talent. Thanks. Who are you? My name's Ethan Jan. I'm from Redlands, California. How old are you? I'm 17 years old. 17 years old. So you're in school? Yeah, I'm a junior in high school. And what do you want to be when you grow up? I actually don't really have much of an idea. Well, what are you going to do for us? Just going to do a quick Rubik's Cube act. You make it sound so much more exciting than it actually is. Do you think you can win this contest? Hmm. Well, that's the spirit. Yeah. Okay. I cannot wait to see what you're going to do right here. Thanks. Go ahead, buddy. So judges, may I please come down to the front desk over there? Please. The front desk? We're not checking you out. Or desk. Do you want to talk to the concierge? All right. So in front of the four of you, there's a Rubik's Cube. Could all of you please scramble them up as much as you would like? Like whatever we want? Yes. Okay. You know what I used to do when I couldn't figure it out? I would take all the stickers off and re-stick them. All right. Now that these Rubik's Cubes are all scrambled up, I'm going to do something a little bit fun. What's the next level? Upstairs. He's a genius. Howie, that's what he is. When I met you, you were not very excited for what you were going to do. Oh, no. I was like so excited. I was just a little bit nervous at the same time. I wasn't sure how to act. Yeah. Now you're transforming in front of us. And that was amazing. That was flawless. It was super fun. It was showmanship as well. It doesn't in theory sound super exciting, but this was so incredible. I mean, again, I don't think that there's a human inside of you. Probably a robot. I don't know. Because your eyes were like. It was incredible. You've just done. Incredible. What you did was truly amazing. And I love how you underplayed it. And then you just dazzled us. So we are going to vote. I would like to start off with the first yes. We love being surprised. That was a big surprise the whole time. And that's why you've now got four yeses. How do you feel right now? I'm just really happy to have gotten four yeses. That was really unexpected. Well, you deserve it. You deserve it. You did such a great job, my man. Absolutely incredible.

在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。內容如下： 在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。 Oh, that's perfect. Yes. Yes. How long can you hold that? I don't know. Okay. All right. We're going to make it even better. You ready for this? You're going to take the card away. Okay. We're going to count to three. We're going to try something. Just on the count of three. Just try to lift your legs up. You got it. You got it. Here we go. Ready? One. Oh my goodness. Two. Take that back card away. Three. Go. Oh, try and kick your feet. Kick your feet. See what happens. Oh my goodness. You're moving. Oh my goodness. Whoa. Kick faster. Move faster. That's amazing. How are you doing this? Let's go in the store. Turn it. Come in this. Oh my goodness. Oh, here it comes. That is incredible. You know how he's doing that? Have you seen that? Oh my goodness. That is incredible. Are you seeing that? Okay. Do you know how he did that? Oh my God. Oh my God. No, no, no. Wait. Wait.

Good day sir I am sorry for keeping you waiting for so long I have been looking for the fee money you asks me to pay that is why I have not to get back to you so I only have 50, 000 dollars for now and I want to pay so when I receive the reward I will pay the rest of the money so please if you agree let me have account details so that I can make the payment today... thank you sir for your understanding I will be waiting for your reply...

You there. Second desk. Blue jacket. What is your name? My name is Alexis. Alexis! Please leave my lecture room. I don't want to see you at one of my lectures ever again. I don't understand. I am not going to ask a second time. Thank you. Why are there laws? What are laws for? Anyone? Social order? To protect the person's personal rights. So that you can rely on the government? Justice? Thank you. Tell me, was I unfair to your classmate just now? Indeed I was. So, why didn't any of you protest? Why didn't any of you try and stop me? Why didn't you want to prevent this injustice? You see, what you have just learnt you wouldn't have understood in a thousand hours of lectures unless you lived it. You didn't say anything because you weren't affected yourself. And this attitude speaks against you. And against life. You think it doesn't concern you, so it's none of your business? Well, I'm here to say. If you don't help bring about justice, then one day you too may experience injustice. And there will be nobody there to stand before you. Truth and justice lives through us all and we must fight for it. Because in life and work, we often live next to each other, but not with each other. We console ourselves that the problems of others are nothing to do with us, none of our business. And we go home glad at night that we're spared, but it's about standing up for each other. Every day an injustice happens in business, sports or on the tram. Relying on someone else to take care of it is not good enough. It is our duty to be there for others, to speak up for others when they cannot. I am here to teach you the power of your voice. I want you to learn critical thinking to empower you to stand up for what is right. Even if it means going against what everyone else is doing. Let's begin.