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OK, a little to the left. I want to get dad's store. Sorry, 29 years old. Still chasing Pokemon. My bad. Yeah, you're bad. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother you. Can I see your receipt, please? Of course. Oh, thank you. Ooh, an espresso machine, huh? It's a beauty. Oh, it's lovely. All right, well, you have a great day. Thank you. All right, this was a birthday gift from my husband. It's a beautiful machine, but I think it's a little extravagant for our budget. No problem. Do you have your receipt? Yes, I do. Oh, I'm so sorry! I know I'm such an idiot. Let me just take it off. I'm gonna get some more towels. You're only making it worse. All right, I'll be right back. We'll have towels. That's not gonna work on this shade. How long is that flight? Okay, yeah, let's go ahead and book those three coach tickets. Yes, the number is 4-0-1-2, 7-4-9-6, 2-3-9-0, 5-1-8-5. Oh, the zip code is 1-7-9-0-2. Perfect. Yeah. Thank you very much. Hey, how much is it to upgrade? Yeah, let's go ahead and make it three first-class tickets. There we go. Almost good as new. Incredible. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Here we go. I have a big meeting. Oh, good. We'll have a great one. Thank you. Sorry, yeah, so close. No worries, I think you saved it.

1 人回報・1 則回應・3 年前

I'm the real Brother Louie Here we go, let me say it Jacks on wax make the teachers wanna play it The front to the front, then the back to the back Then the hip to the hop, then the fromp to the fromp Every single line on time you admire Stays in your brain like earth when in fire Here I am all the time, girl you knew me I must admit, I'm the real Brother Louie You look good, can't you see? Brother Louie, Louie, Louie I'm in love, sick to breathe Oh, she's only looking to me Only love breaks apart Brother Louie, Louie, Louie Only love's paradise Oh, she's only looking to me Brother Louie, Louie, Louie Oh, she's only looking to me Oh, let it blow me She's a lookalike Oh, totally blew me Make me kiss your lips, I'm intrigued by the taste The way you dance, the way you move your waist We meet face to face, in a crowded place Let me take you home, let's cut the chase To every man there's two sides, what do you choose? If you chose my love, that means you'll never lose Never hesitate, she'll be there for you Listen to the words of Brother Louie You look good, can't you see? Brother Louie, Louie, Louie I'm in love, sick to breathe Oh, she's only looking to me Only love breaks apart Brother Louie, Louie, Louie Only love's paradise Oh, she's only looking to me Brother Louie, Louie, Louie Oh, let it blow me She's a lookalike Oh, totally blew me Everybody in the house Can't you see, Brother Louie, Louie, Louie I'm in love, sick to breathe Oh, she's only looking to me Only love breaks apart

1 人回報・1 則回應・3 年前

Oh, we like war. We like war. We're a war-like people. We like war because we're good at it. You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country's only 200 years old and already we've had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country, so we're good at it. And it's a good thing we are. We're not very good at anything else anymore. Can't build a decent car. Can't make a TV set or a VCR. What the fuck? Got no steel industry left. Can't educate our young people. Can't get health care to our old people. But we can bomb the shit out of your country, all right? We can bomb the shit out of your country, all right? Especially if your country is full of brown people. Oh, we like that, don't we? That's our hobby. That's our new job in the world, bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya. You've got some brown people in your country. Tell them to watch the fuck out. Or we'll goddamn bomb them. But when's the last white people you can remember that we bombed? Can you remember the last white? Can you remember any white people we've ever bombed? The Germans. Those are the only ones. And that's only because they were trying to cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world. Bullshit. That's our fucking job. Think of how we started. Think of that. This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us all men are created equal. Oh yeah. All men. Except for Indians and niggers and women, right? Always like to use that authentic American language. This was a small group of unelected white male land-holding slave owners who also suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote. Now that is what's known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit. I think Americans really show their ignorance when they say they want their politicians to be honest. What are these fucking cretins talking about? If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse. No one would know what to do. Honesty would fuck this country up. And I think deep down Americans know that. That's why they elected and re-elected Bill Clinton. That's why. Because the American people like their bullshit right out front where they can get a good strong whiff of it. Clinton might be full of shit, but at least he lets you know it. Dole tried to hide it, didn't he? Dole kept saying, I'm a plain and honest man. Bullshit. People don't believe that. What did Clinton say? He said, hi folks, I'm completely full of shit, and how do you like that? And the people said, you know something, at least he's honest.

1 人回報・2 則回應・4 年前

It was a typical night at the movie theatre in Singapore, until suddenly, a man in the audience suffered a heart attack. Panic set in as the audience watched the man struggle for his life. Doctors and assistants rushed to the scene, desperately trying to save him. And then, a miracle happened. The two medical professionals quickly sprang into action, slapping the man's inner elbow. Within just two minutes, the man had recovered. This amazing technique is captured in this video and serves as a critical lesson in emergency situations. Heart attacks can strike suddenly and leave people feeling helpless. Many people die on their way to the hospital, but you can help save a life. By slapping the inner elbow of the left hand, you can stimulate the three acupressure points around the heart and lungs. This helps to accelerate blood circulation, make a person feel warm, and stop sweating. This simple technique can increase body temperature, prevent the accumulation of blood clots, and facilitate blood circulation. It's important to remember to take the person to the hospital immediately after applying this method. But it's not just for emergencies. By touching the inside of the left elbow every day, you can prevent heart disease and reduce the incidence of heart attacks. Small efforts can make a big difference. Share this vital information with all your friends and family. Remember, small actions can save lives.

6 人回報・1 則回應・3 年前

It was a typical night at the movie theatre in Singapore, until suddenly, a man in the audience suffered a heart attack. Panic set in as the audience watched the man struggle for his life. Doctors and assistants rushed to the scene, desperately trying to save him. And then, a miracle happened. The two medical professionals quickly sprang into action, slapping the man's inner elbow. Within just two minutes, the man had recovered. This amazing technique is captured in this video and serves as a critical lesson in emergency situations. Heart attacks can strike suddenly and leave people feeling helpless. Many people die on their way to the hospital, but you can help save a life. By slapping the inner elbow of the left hand, you can stimulate the three acupressure points around the heart and lungs. This helps to accelerate blood circulation, make a person feel warm, and stop sweating. This simple technique can increase body temperature, prevent the accumulation of blood clots, and facilitate blood circulation. It's important to remember to take the person to the hospital immediately after applying this method. But it's not just for emergencies. By touching the inside of the left elbow every day, you can prevent heart disease and reduce the incidence of heart attacks. Small efforts can make a big difference. Share this vital information with all your friends and family. Remember, small actions can save lives.

7 人回報・1 則回應・3 年前

It was a typical night at the movie theater in Singapore, until suddenly, a man in the audience suffered a heart attack. Panic set in as the audience watched the man struggle for his life. Doctors and assistants rushed to the scene, desperately trying to save him. And then, a miracle happened. The two medical professionals quickly sprang into action, slapping the man's inner elbow. Within just two minutes, the man had recovered. This amazing technique is captured in this video and serves as a critical lesson in emergency situations. Heart attacks can strike suddenly and leave people feeling helpless. Many people die on their way to the hospital, but you can help save a life. By slapping the inner elbow of the left hand, you can stimulate the three acupressure points around the heart and lungs. This helps to accelerate blood circulation, make a person feel warm, and stop sweating. This simple technique can increase body temperature, prevent the accumulation of blood clots, and facilitate blood circulation. It's important to remember to take the person to the hospital immediately after applying this method. But it's not just for emergencies. By touching the inside of the left elbow every day, you can prevent heart disease and reduce the incidence of heart attacks. Small efforts can make a big difference. Share this vital information with all your friends and family. Remember, small actions can save lives.

5 人回報・1 則回應・3 年前

This is what bright hood, so can you see anything? Well now I can you want me to go? No, I can't see it. No, I can't see through. Okay. Okay. Now I put these like an instant You want it? Yes Give me a finger like this. Is it okay? Can I touch this? Yes. I'm not like howie. Okay Then I have A ring. Okay, can I put one this here? Okay, please don't move. It's a very difficult magic tricks. I won't move. Okay ring Hey Please don't move. It's incredible difficult This ring from here without watching one two three Oh, it's just like this. Okay uncle also like this. Okay How did don't move? I'm not moving. Oh my goodness

2 人回報・1 則回應・3 年前

你好，我們有收到一封訊息，想向你們求證是否為真，謝謝。內容如下: I am interested in your advertised property but first, I have something very confidential to discuss with you. I am a U.S soldier assigned to be protecting the Red Cross officials here in Aleppo. I have the sum of $9.2 million in two medium sized boxes that were handed over to me by a Syrian business man for safekeeping. Unfortunately, this man and his family were accidentally killed in a bombardment by Russian forces in Aleppo. He was a very successful business man dealing on gold dust/bars before his death. Because of my closeness to him, he brought the money in a box here for me to assist him store in the Red Cross storage warehouse and he had no knowledge that he and his family were going to die. The entire money is in cash and stacked in a box. For safety reasons, I cannot continue to keep this huge sum of money here. I want to transfer this fund to you as the beneficiary through the Red Cross diplomatic courier services because I don't know where to keep this fund again here in Syria. I just need your acceptance and I will start the courier process. For your sincere assistance, I will give you 20% of the money which is $1.84 million. I want to invest the fund in real estate or any other sector which you can recommend. I cannot transfer this fund through bank because here, banks are controlled by government forces which make it impossible too because of the sanction imposed on the country by United Nations. I can only send this money out of here as a registered diplomatic cargo and transported by a Red Cross jet which flies in and out of here two times a week. Where I am now we can only communicate through the Red Cross communication facility which only permits me to send Emails and we can't make phone calls now because in the area which I am presently, phone communication network was blocked by the government. Please if you are interested in helping me I will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully. I think it will be good to diversify our investment. Apart from real estate we can as well invest in other sectors. As for me I think it is good to first invest in real estate. I would owe you my life if you help me. I wait for your fast response so I can give you further details upon hearing from you. Regards, Kenny

1 人回報・1 則回應・9 年前

This dog's job is to sniffs for truffles. The sadistic contraption on his mouth is to keep him from eating the pricey truffles. When truffle-dogs aren't working, they're kept in small cages, never taken for a walk, and only temporarily released to go to work. Please don't eat truffles, they're not worth these pups' agony.

1 人回報・1 則回應・7 年前

大家好。早安。你冷嗎? 不。我看見你做這個。雖然是70度。這是我第一次在這裡。我很緊張。你緊張的時候,你去法庭? 對,這是我第一次。這是你第一次在法庭? 對。到現在,你還好嗎? 到現在。對。我覺得今天是夜店日, 法官 Quinn。 Janelle has four overnight parking tickets all at the same location. So, what do you want to tell me about these, Janelle? I just want to know if I'm able to pay in October because I start my job on October 5th and my card isn't registered, so I wasn't able to get the permit sticker yet because my card gets registered in November. What do you do for work? Are you working? No, not yet. I'm going to be working at St. Tanner's on October 5th. And what did you do? What was your last job? Walmart. You worked at Walmart? Yeah. You're in sales. Are you a good salesperson? Yeah. You're going to work at a bank now, huh? At St. Tanner? Yes. Yeah. You're going to be what? You're going to be chief operating officer? What are you going to do? I'm customer service, taking... See, she's a good person. All of a sudden, we're going to have to smile, Inspector Quinn. Smile a little more and give me the keys to the vault. Let's work on that one. All right. These overnight parking tickets, is this because you did not have a parking spot? Is that an area where you live? Yeah, it's very full, so I have to park outside on the streets. Do you have a parking spot now? No, once I get my card registered, I'm going to get the ticket for it. The fines are $200 now because they all tripled. I'm going to fine you $20. I'm going to fine you for one of these tickets. And I'm going to give you all the time you need to pay it. I mean, who do you live with? You live with your parents, you live alone, you live with... It's just me and my daughter. We rent a place. Your daughter? You have a young daughter? How old is she? Ten months. Ten months? It's just you and she? Yeah. Oh. What's her name? Camila. We can't let you pay $20 because then, I don't know, maybe when you go home tonight, you need some food for the baby and if you pay $20 here, maybe you won't be able to afford the food, so I'm not going to do that. We have to take the baby into consideration in respect to Camila. And right now, she's like between a rock and a hard place. She wants to buy the parking passes. She can't because the registry isn't accommodating those right now. Right? And she's looking to do that. And she doesn't have a job, but she's got a little baby. So, when I can't take care of a ten-month-old child, I know I can't do that. There are a whole bunch of things you can do. You have nothing. Nothing. Your story really touches me. You only have one child. I guess you have a lot of challenges being a single mom. What is the biggest challenge? Taking care of the baby the whole night. You're dedicated to the baby. There are a lot of generous people in this country. We are on social media, and we are on television, and people throughout the world see what happens in this courtroom. And they send in contributions voluntarily and ask me to give them to people, I think, to use them toward people who I think are worthy, and you certainly are. So, I have a gentleman actually from Eustis, Florida, by the name of Gary Ashcraft. He sent in $25 and said, please use this to help a single mom who's doing everything she can to help her children. That's you. So, I'm going to use that $25 to pay for your ticket. But I'm going to do a little bit more than that. I mean, since you came in broke today, there are an awful lot of people who send in some money here. So, I don't want you leaving here today and not having enough money to take care of your baby. So, I am going to, with the generosity of people from throughout the country who have sent in cash, I am going to give you $50 in cash for you to use to take care of your baby. Thank you. And you put that to good use. Thank you so much. Anything you want to say to the person who sent in that money? I'll always say thank you so much, and I really do appreciate it.

4 人回報・1 則回應・4 年前

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