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這裡。 這樣好嗎? Oh my goodness! They're hocking at you! Oh my god! You're moving! This is awesome! Oh my goodness! Yes! That's so cool! Whoa! Nothing like this! Kick faster! Move faster! Faster! That's amazing! How are you doing this? Let's go in the store! Turn it! Come in the store! Yes! Oh, here it comes. That is incredible. Oh my gosh! Do you know how he's doing that? I think that... I don't know! Have you seen that? Oh my goodness, that is incredible. Are you seeing that? Okay, do you know how he did that? Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! No, no, no, wait! Wait!

We're going to cut the dog. Oh my God! Okay, ready? I'm just going to cut. Whoa! He said, "Nope." Oh my God! Put it back! Put it back! It's just dessert, silly. Put it back! Put it back! All right, time to see if my cat cake turned out. Here we go. Get in. Oh, no. Here we go. Look how cute he is. I'm just going to Oh, that's a cake. Somebody call animal control! Emergency! She's got a knife. Oh my God! I'm going to skewer him. Tell him he's a lover. Here we go. Just a quick slice. Oh, it's just cake, buddy. Wait. Whoa. Oh, no. Kiwi, are you okay? All right, ready? Time to cut the puppy cake. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. No way. He took the whole thing. Oh my God! Here we go.

在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。內容如下： 在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。 Oh, that's perfect. Yes. Yes. How long can you hold that? I don't know. Okay. All right. We're going to make it even better. You ready for this? You're going to take the card away. Okay. We're going to count to three. We're going to try something. Just on the count of three. Just try to lift your legs up. You got it. You got it. Here we go. Ready? One. Oh my goodness. Two. Take that back card away. Three. Go. Oh, try and kick your feet. Kick your feet. See what happens. Oh my goodness. You're moving. Oh my goodness. Whoa. Kick faster. Move faster. That's amazing. How are you doing this? Let's go in the store. Turn it. Come in this. Oh my goodness. Oh, here it comes. That is incredible. You know how he's doing that? Have you seen that? Oh my goodness. That is incredible. Are you seeing that? Okay. Do you know how he did that? Oh my God. Oh my God. No, no, no. Wait. Wait.

Part 1, full force, no warm-up. Seven. Eleven. Stop wailing or maybe it works. Please, I can't do it anymore. No, that was fourteen. Eleven more. Fifteen. Eighteen. Twenty. One. Four more. Last one.

簡中字卡：美國加州 阻止罪犯入店行竊 將對此企業處以高達 $18000 美元罰款 英文字卡：Living in a Democratic state. Watch and listen! 音軌逐字： Here we go. (TV) Smash and grab crime continues to spike across California City state lawmakers are voting now for a bill In California. (TV) Some say is only going to incite more crime. California. This is the world that we're living in. Listen. Listen. (TV) Supporters of the Bill say rank and file employees should not have to confront shoplifter cause it's dangerous. But small retailers says what lawmakers here are proposing gives thieves a license to steal and here is why. (TV) It's not enough that we decriminalize property crime, but now he's saying you can't stop criminals from stealing, taking your property. (TV) So California police generally don't respond to theft under $950. It's a misdemeanor, so stores are on their own. But now these Sacramento Democrats are pushing a bill that can fine businesses up to $18,000 if it intervenes to stop a robbery. There you go. You're beautiful fucking Democrats. Okay? Does that make sense to you fucking liberals? Does that make sense? You Democrats. (TV) Private security if they wanna stop crime. Owners of convenience stores, gas stations, liquor stores, many Indian Americans… Okay. What is wrong with these fucking Democrat politics? (TV) The big box doors we are small retailers. (TV) Better than sending my kids to schools to universities to get educated as you teach them how to steal. Exactly. Yeah. Hey, all the colleges out there, add another course to the studies, to the education, teach the college students how to steal. Yeah. That's the new way to go. Under this administration and the Democrats. Go ahead. Keep voting liberal. Keep voting Democrat. California. This makes sense? This makes sense. They're signing a bill that they will fine a business $18,000 if they intervene with shoplifting. California. What the fuck is going on with these fucking Democrats? They're fucking delusional. They're fucking evil. Go ahead, TikTok. Is this misinformation? Go ahead, bear my fucking video. You fucking Democrats are fucking evil. All you do is fucking destroy people's lives. You're going to fine businesses $18,000 if they intervene with shoplifting? Wow. So I own a store. I'm trying to make a living. I pay for my inventory. I pay for supplies. And you, you Democrats, you're going to allow fucking criminals to come into my store to shoplift and I can't do nothing about it because you're going to fine me $18,000? Get the fuck out of here. Why don't you invite the criminals to your fucking houses? Let them go through every fucking closet you got. Let them go through every fucking jewelry box. Oh, but let them take anything that's worth $900 or less and see how that works for you, you fucking Democrats. You are fucking evil. Evil. Evil. Wow.

OK, a little to the left. I want to get dad's store. Sorry, 29 years old. Still chasing Pokemon. My bad. Yeah, you're bad. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother you. Can I see your receipt, please? Of course. Oh, thank you. Ooh, an espresso machine, huh? It's a beauty. Oh, it's lovely. All right, well, you have a great day. Thank you. All right, this was a birthday gift from my husband. It's a beautiful machine, but I think it's a little extravagant for our budget. No problem. Do you have your receipt? Yes, I do. Oh, I'm so sorry! I know I'm such an idiot. Let me just take it off. I'm gonna get some more towels. You're only making it worse. All right, I'll be right back. We'll have towels. That's not gonna work on this shade. How long is that flight? Okay, yeah, let's go ahead and book those three coach tickets. Yes, the number is 4-0-1-2, 7-4-9-6, 2-3-9-0, 5-1-8-5. Oh, the zip code is 1-7-9-0-2. Perfect. Yeah. Thank you very much. Hey, how much is it to upgrade? Yeah, let's go ahead and make it three first-class tickets. There we go. Almost good as new. Incredible. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Here we go. I have a big meeting. Oh, good. We'll have a great one. Thank you. Sorry, yeah, so close. No worries, I think you saved it.

If you soak your feet in three simple ingredients for 20 minutes, you can detox your entire body through the pores of your feet. Your feet have over 7,000 nerve endings and some of the largest pores on your body, which means they're a direct highway to your lymphatic system, and that's your garbage truck that actually hauls this stuff out. So what's the recipe? Step one, hot water as hot as you can handle. Heat's gonna open up those pores and get the lymph moving ASAP. Number two, add one cup of Epsom salt. The magnesium pulls out heavy metals and reduces inflammation while your muscles actually relax for once. Step three, add a cup of apple cider vinegar. This balances your skin's pH, breaks down toxins, and loosens toxins that are stuck in your tissue. Four, throw in rosemary, lavender, or ginger to stimulate circulation, move stagnant lymph, and act like a biological broom. Soak for 20 or 30 minutes. Here's the key most people miss. Dry brush your feet afterward, brushing towards your heart. You'll notice less brain fog, better sleep, and oddly enough, less stress. This isn't just relaxing, it's detoxification, especially for your mind. Your mind recognizes that you're giving yourself more love.

Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to glen, out and side, the summer's gone and all the roses fall. It's you, it's you who must go, and I must find. But come ye back when summer's in the ghetto, or when the valley's hushed and white with snow, and I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow. Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy, I love you so.

Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul Shadows on the hills Sketch the trees and daffodils Catch the breeze and winter chills In colors on the snow-wheeling inland Now I understand What you tried to say to me How you suffered for your sanity How you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they'll listen now Starry, starry night Flaming flowers that brightly blaze Swirling clouds in violet haze Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue Colors changing hue Morning fields of amber gray Weathered faces lined in pain Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand Oh, now I understand What you tried to say to me How you suffered for your sanity How you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they'll listen now For they could not love you Love you, but still your love was true And when no hope was left in sight On that starry, starry night You took your life as lovers often do But I could have told you, Vincent This world was never made for one as beautiful As you Starry, starry night Portraits hung in empty halls Frameless heads on aimless walls With eyes that watch the world and can't forget Like the strangers that you've met The ragged men in ragged clothes The silver thorn of a bloody rose Like crushed and broken on the virgin snow Now I think I know Oh, what you tried to say to me How you suffered for your sanity How you tried to set them free They would not listen, they're not listening still Perhaps they never will Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul Shadows on the hills Sketch the trees and the trees

花蓮光復村 災區 埋在土壤的觀音求救 SOS 影片來自：陳和皇先生 I find the Guanyin is my boss. Oh, okay. I find Guanyin. Okay. So, the man, oh, found a Guanyin. He said that when he came here, he got goosebumps all over his body. It was as if someone was talking to him. He said that he was too embarrassed to tell me at first, but now that we have completed our mission, he said that he wants to rescue this Guanyin. So, he is now taking a wooden stick to clean it up. I find the Guanyin. Underground. I feel very emotional for me. I discovered one sculpture. I need to remove the sand. You see? You see? He is high, the noise. Yeah, the boat. Okay. Here. Oh. Don't worry, Guanyin. Wow. 影片來自：陳和皇先生 影片來自：陳和皇先生 Okay. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Can you see the Guanyin? Oh. Come. Okay. It's there. It's there. The Guanyin. The Guanyin. Okay. Hi. Wait a minute. But you only have one rope. Do you have one more? Okay, never mind. It's soft. It's easy. Yeah. No, no, no. Just up, then check again. Because it has a lot of sand and mud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come. Come. Come. No problem. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Move it over. Move it over. Let it come in here. Move it a little bit. Move it a little bit. There are trees behind. There are trees behind. Move forward a little bit.