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花蓮光復村 災區 埋在土壤的觀音求救 SOS 影片來自：陳和皇先生 I find the Guanyin is my boss. Oh, okay. I find Guanyin. Okay. So, the man, oh, found a Guanyin. He said that when he came here, he got goosebumps all over his body. It was as if someone was talking to him. He said that he was too embarrassed to tell me at first, but now that we have completed our mission, he said that he wants to rescue this Guanyin. So, he is now taking a wooden stick to clean it up. I find the Guanyin. Underground. I feel very emotional for me. I discovered one sculpture. I need to remove the sand. You see? You see? He is high, the noise. Yeah, the boat. Okay. Here. Oh. Don't worry, Guanyin. Wow. 影片來自：陳和皇先生 影片來自：陳和皇先生 Okay. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Can you see the Guanyin? Oh. Come. Okay. It's there. It's there. The Guanyin. The Guanyin. Okay. Hi. Wait a minute. But you only have one rope. Do you have one more? Okay, never mind. It's soft. It's easy. Yeah. No, no, no. Just up, then check again. Because it has a lot of sand and mud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come. Come. Come. No problem. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Move it over. Move it over. Let it come in here. Move it a little bit. Move it a little bit. There are trees behind. There are trees behind. Move forward a little bit.

在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。內容如下： 在網路上傳播的影片的逐字稿。 Oh, that's perfect. Yes. Yes. How long can you hold that? I don't know. Okay. All right. We're going to make it even better. You ready for this? You're going to take the card away. Okay. We're going to count to three. We're going to try something. Just on the count of three. Just try to lift your legs up. You got it. You got it. Here we go. Ready? One. Oh my goodness. Two. Take that back card away. Three. Go. Oh, try and kick your feet. Kick your feet. See what happens. Oh my goodness. You're moving. Oh my goodness. Whoa. Kick faster. Move faster. That's amazing. How are you doing this? Let's go in the store. Turn it. Come in this. Oh my goodness. Oh, here it comes. That is incredible. You know how he's doing that? Have you seen that? Oh my goodness. That is incredible. Are you seeing that? Okay. Do you know how he did that? Oh my God. Oh my God. No, no, no. Wait. Wait.

Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to glen, out and side, the summer's gone and all the roses fall. It's you, it's you who must go, and I must find. But come ye back when summer's in the ghetto, or when the valley's hushed and white with snow, and I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow. Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy, I love you so.

We're going to cut the dog. Oh my God! Okay, ready? I'm just going to cut. Whoa! He said, "Nope." Oh my God! Put it back! Put it back! It's just dessert, silly. Put it back! Put it back! All right, time to see if my cat cake turned out. Here we go. Get in. Oh, no. Here we go. Look how cute he is. I'm just going to Oh, that's a cake. Somebody call animal control! Emergency! She's got a knife. Oh my God! I'm going to skewer him. Tell him he's a lover. Here we go. Just a quick slice. Oh, it's just cake, buddy. Wait. Whoa. Oh, no. Kiwi, are you okay? All right, ready? Time to cut the puppy cake. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. No way. He took the whole thing. Oh my God! Here we go.

這裡。 這樣好嗎? Oh my goodness! They're hocking at you! Oh my god! You're moving! This is awesome! Oh my goodness! Yes! That's so cool! Whoa! Nothing like this! Kick faster! Move faster! Faster! That's amazing! How are you doing this? Let's go in the store! Turn it! Come in the store! Yes! Oh, here it comes. That is incredible. Oh my gosh! Do you know how he's doing that? I think that... I don't know! Have you seen that? Oh my goodness, that is incredible. Are you seeing that? Okay, do you know how he did that? Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! No, no, no, wait! Wait!

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Look at that, look at that over there. Oh, the next one. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Oh my God.

Oh my God! Oh my God, run! Run! Oh my God, run! Oh my God! Look at that! Look at that over there. Oh, the next one. Wow, wow, wow.

Wow! Look at that. Look at that over there. Oh, the next one. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Oh my god.

OK, a little to the left. I want to get dad's store. Sorry, 29 years old. Still chasing Pokemon. My bad. Yeah, you're bad. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother you. Can I see your receipt, please? Of course. Oh, thank you. Ooh, an espresso machine, huh? It's a beauty. Oh, it's lovely. All right, well, you have a great day. Thank you. All right, this was a birthday gift from my husband. It's a beautiful machine, but I think it's a little extravagant for our budget. No problem. Do you have your receipt? Yes, I do. Oh, I'm so sorry! I know I'm such an idiot. Let me just take it off. I'm gonna get some more towels. You're only making it worse. All right, I'll be right back. We'll have towels. That's not gonna work on this shade. How long is that flight? Okay, yeah, let's go ahead and book those three coach tickets. Yes, the number is 4-0-1-2, 7-4-9-6, 2-3-9-0, 5-1-8-5. Oh, the zip code is 1-7-9-0-2. Perfect. Yeah. Thank you very much. Hey, how much is it to upgrade? Yeah, let's go ahead and make it three first-class tickets. There we go. Almost good as new. Incredible. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Here we go. I have a big meeting. Oh, good. We'll have a great one. Thank you. Sorry, yeah, so close. No worries, I think you saved it.

We were just outside and I saw you watching me while I was working out. Somebody has a big head. Well, I'm not the only one, right? I drew a big cock in my chest. Oh my god, yes! Oh my god! Oh, shit! Oh my god, harder! Yes! Yes, I'm coming! I'm coming! Mm-hmm! Ah! Oh! Mm-hmm! Oh! Yes! Oh! Oh, baby! Yes! Yes! Oh my god! Oh! Mm-hmm! Mm! Oh! Oh my god!